In another disgusting attempt for press, PETA, the unmedicated alleged animal advocacy group contacted George Clooney to get permission to use sweat from a stolen gym towel to use as basis for a sweat-flavored tofu. They planned to call it "CloFu."
George Clooney replied through a representative, "As a mammal, I am offended."
Should the Apocalypse occur in our lifetime, I advocate that members of PETA are thrown on the grill. Their eating plans resemble that of cows anyway, so they should be fine with soy sauce.
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