Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Roland Burris Poems Inspired by the Stylings of Mike Meyers

ROLAND!
RO-LAND!
ROOOOOOOOOOO-LAND!
He wants this seat
Despite all the heat
He just got new stationary

Barack. Quinn. Harry and those hot Democrats
They want him gone
Tossed out on the lawn
Much attitude
Against this old dude
Blago's appointee is screwed

Jane, get me off this crazy thing called...the Senate

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Roland Bur-ris
Burrowing in his chair
Dems hate him--he don't care
He furrows...AH-HAW!

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