Today at 7:46 A.M. the 300,000,000th American was born. Word around the campfire is that President Bush will not acknowledge this event because the chance that this child will be born of illegal immigrant parents is extremely high, a group that (ironically, in a state that was built by immigrants) is not very popular right now.
We keep forgetting that our ancestors did not fill out any paperwork to earn the right to be called an American.
Happy Birthday, kid. Whoever you are.
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