Thursday, November 16, 2006

O.J. Simpson's Quasi-Confession

O.J. Simpson has written a confession, um, I mean story of him killing his wife, Nicole Simpson, and her companion (which he has termed as being "hypothetical") entitled O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened. Mr. Wife-killer has paid $3.5 million by ReaganBooks and Fox is supposed to broadcast interviews done with Simpson in two one-hour segments.

Even if Simpson does not list the book as being fiction, the law of double jeopardy protects him from prosecution. Simpson has allegedly bragged about how he has come up with a plan to keep the profits from the book from going to paying the court-ordered restitution to the victims of this tragedy by "spending it quickly."

I suddenly feel the need to shower.

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