Monday, November 28, 2005

So Much for Advertising...

This was a little too much to keep to myself.

From News of the Weird:

"Police in Memphis, Tenn., reported in October that they had closed down a crack house on Rosamond Street, a task made easier because the resident usually announced the start of business hours by hanging out a sign reading, 'Crack House.'"

1 comment:

Human said...

hehhehehhe thats too funny. When discussing idiotic criminals I often tell the story of a Armed Robber. See this here feller came from Arizona west to California to rob a bank. He had a great plan. Park the getaway car around the corner and armed with a shotgun come charging in through the front door early in the morning and hold up the place. Might of worked. 'Cept for that hour differance time zone wise. He hit the door full boar. Knockem'em self clean out.The Bank hadn't opened just yet ya see. Soon after the bank manager arrived to open the bank he found the culprit still out, with a mask on and his shotgun lying by his side. When the Police arrived and woke him up they took off his mask revealing 2 shiners received from the impact with the door.
I do hear tell he's known as Raccoon boy in 'Quentin. Never gets tired of telling how a Airborne Swat Team took him down. Fought like a devil says he.