Monday, November 28, 2005

Top 10 Gifts from Hell

10. Ann Coulter talking doll
9. Speech lessons from Arnold Schwartzenegger
8. Scooter Libby's job
7. Scooter Libby's name
6. Enron 401K plan
5. An aviary
4. Beach-front property in the Gulf
3. An Army recruiter jumping out of a cake
2. Nude photos of Dick Cheney
1. An SUV with no gas

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