On MSNBC, instead of just saying that the bird flu was found in eastern Europe, the following title was displayed: Deadly bird flu strain confirmed in Turkey. For a moment I was truly distraught, because I simply adore turkey sandwiches, but it eventually dawned on me that they were referring to the state of Turkey. On a side note, another article mentioned that Homeland Security, the American personification of Don Quixote, would be the leaders in containing the virus, but promised that actual medical responses were to be deferred to Health and Human Services.
We are doomed...
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